Wednesday, November 30, 2022

I bought a bathtub faucet with 25 pages of instructions

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And I never read instructions till all else has failed. We could be in a heap 'o shit here, depending on how things play out. To be fa...
Tuesday, November 29, 2022

I'm a sixty-year-old woman and I know an asshole when I meet one

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I heard those words from the Farm Manager recently. She was referring to a gentleman of our recent acquaintance. Apparently he's got a b...
Sunday, November 27, 2022

Piss 'n vinegar

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You gotta wonder where that saying came from. If it came from someone literally pissing vinegar, I imagine that would sting. You wouldn...
Friday, November 25, 2022

The zen of plumbing

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The monumentally (emphasis on "mental") ill-advised mission to refit the bathroom continues. Regular readers will recall that thi...
Tuesday, November 22, 2022

Are the homeless stealing your Amazon Prime deliveries off your porch?

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I was at the dog park with Big-Lips Bruno the other day, and was eavesdropping on a couple of gals discussing the matter. Cooper's mom,...
Saturday, November 19, 2022

Uncle Sam takes Europe down the garden path

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If you heard the words of that tedious mediocrity Borrell recently, you'll appreciate the garden reference. I’m aware my take on the Uk...
Tuesday, November 15, 2022

Drunk Polish farmer blows up load of fertilizer with stray ciggy butt, international incident ensues

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The news channels are abuzz with Russia's missile attack on Poland. Al Jazeera has offereed extensive footage of the missile strike zone...