US dumps Ukraine file on hapless patsies in EU

It's beyond obvious that Ukraine has become a liability to the "Nations of Virtue" in their war on Russia. The US-led war on Russia has hit a dead end, and Washington want to wash its hand of it. And here’s the funny part; America’s EU bumboys are picking up the hot potato and running with it! How retarded is that? What we’re witnessing here, is the real-time dissolution of the mighty US Empire. There’s a lot of so-called “elites” all over the EU who have tied their wagons to the grandiose promises of the American Empire. “We are today and will always be the LEADER OF THE DEMOCRATIC WORLD!” Yup… as Clueless Joe pointed out in that disastrous “debate” last week, the USA remains the "indispensable nation” with the greatest military in history blah blah blah… And while it’s difficult to comprehend, well-educated elites in countries like Sweden and Finland still fall for this bullshit! Meanwhile, even as Putin is almost out of tanks, missiles, drones, and every other implement of battle, he nevertheless succeeds in demilitarizing not only the Ukraine, but all of NATO! While US proxies flail and fail in Ukraine and the Middle East, our legacy media continue to bullshit us with tales of democratic derring-do. On Canada Day, the Globe & Mail’s editorial committee treated us to a lecture about how Canada can regain the respect of our allies if only Canadians could make some sacrifices. Specifically, we need to move the Canadian economy to a war footing. That’s right! Fuck healthcare and education and housing and potable water in indigenous communities… we need to massively upgrade our military to face down those authoritarians trying to mess with our democracies! All Canadians must make sacrifices to preserve “our way of life.” I’m not buying it. If you ask me, we’d be way better off distancing ourselves from Uncle Sam and the NATO gang. Instead, we should invest the hundreds of billions slated for F-35s and obsolete warships into housing, healthcare, and education. It’s time we had a government that put the interests of Canadians ahead of the interests of politicians sucking up to Uncle Sam. After all, “democracy,” as last week’s debate revealed, ain’t what it used to be. No wonder the Canadian Armed Forces and virtually every other military in NATO can’t meet recruitment quotas. Who would be foolish enough to die for the “values” NATO espouses today?

Happy Canada Day!!!

It’s all good! We are fighting the forces of evil with our alliance of good buddies, the “Nations of Virtue,” also known as the EU, NATO, or amongst the cynics; Uncle Sam’s bumboys. But it’s all good. The leader of the Free World put on a tutorial the other night about what “democracy” really looks like. It looks to me like an over-the-hill carpet-bagger doubling down on a losing hand. But what do I know? The experts at the die-hard DNC affiliates assure me Joe just had a bad night. We’re not gonna judge the Biden campaign on the basis of 90 minutes of cringe TV, are we? Of course not! Just because Genocide Joe had a bad night in a debate doesn’t mean American Power and American Values don’t rule the world. Forsooth! Look at how our values are enabling Peace in the Middle East! And look at how our commitment to fight Putin to the last Ukrainian has panned out. We’re almost to the last Ukrainian, but Ukraine is still winning! Just a few more months and a few more hundreds of billions, and Putin will be nothing but crumbs in the bottom of the NATO toaster!… Or maybe not… but let’s stay positive! Canada is famous for “punching above our weight” etc. I’m not sure what it’s called when you’re in over your head and no longer landing any punches, but it looks to me like in Ottawa they call that “standing with our allies.” So let us stand with our ally Israel’s genocide, and by all means, let’s put our economy on a war footing so we can help Ukraine save democracy! Or, just for the sake of saving our Canada, lets find an off-ramp real soon.