Trump makes greatest deal in entire history of human civilization!

At least that's what he told us. Memo to Nobel Prize Committee; could you please, PLEASE give Mr Trump his damned Nobel Peace Prize already! Maybe he'll stop grandstanding... As if! Frankly, I don't think the greatest deal in the history of civilization has a prayer. In the first place, it'll never get by the ultra-nationalists in Israel. Second, I can't see where Hamas, who weren't consulted on this deal, would agree to abject surrender. Finally, dragging in the corpse of the British Empire, who engineered most of the never-ending "Middle East Crisis" to begin with, in the person of uber douche-bag Tony Blair, is an insult for the ages. No self-respecting Mohammedan can countenance such insolence. So I figure it's game on! Bring on the genocide! Finish the job, Bibi! Use Uncle Sam's no-limit credit card to deliver the final solution to the Palestinian problem. The history books await!