Eating ice cream with a fork

That's the kinda wild and crazy guy I have become in my retirement. The Farm Manager has a pint of Haagen-Dazs pine-apple coconut stashed in the freezer, and every once in awhile I avail myself of a spoonful or two. Tonight I found myself sitting on the couch with the tub of ice cream and a FORK! In my pot-addled obliviousness, I had mistakenly pulled a fork out of the untensil drawer instead of a spoon! I was then faced with a conundrum. Do I roust my ass off the sofa to get a spoon? Or do I tuck into that pineapple-coconut with a fork? The "what would Jesus do" litmus test hardly seems appropriate in this circumstance.