Now that Putin's on the run, it's time to start a war with China!

Have you heard the news? Of course you have; the plucky Ukrainians have put the run to the Rooskies! That's right! Putin will be toppled imminently, as the Russian people rise up against their evil dictator. Is all but over. That's why this is the time to fix our bomb-sights on China. Our top diplomats are on the job, promising billions in US weaponry to help the plucky Taiwanese preserve freedom and democracy... Hmm... Over twenty years, we couldn't keep Afghanistan out of the hands of illiterate religious fanatics, but now we're gonna defeat Russia and China? At he same time? That strikes me as a dubious proposition. You don't imagine somebody could be bullshitting us, do you?