Most expensive warship in history of warships listing hard due to toilet malfunctions

Yup, true fact! At 13 billions USD the aircraft carrier USS Gerald R Ford is by a considerable margin the most expensive warship in history. It was the core of the mighty armada that vanquished Maduro. At that point the good ship hadn't topped up its black tanks, which must be utterly massive, considering there's like 5,000 people living on this ship and each of them gotta shit at least once a day. At least. So as the good ship is steaming towards the Med, to backstop Israeli defenses in the pending war, all of a sudden, I guess the black tanks were over-full and sewage began spewing out of the toilets and all over the decks. It can therefore be truthfully reported that the USS Ford is only in the area for a mopping-up operation! That's as good as any mental image to roll over in your mind as we await an even more emberassing eruption from tonight's State of the Union.