Wednesday, August 21, 2024

All aboard the Kamalamania Express!

That’s quite a love-in they’re having in Chicago this week, eh! Kamala has set the grassroots on fire! We haven’t witnessed such an eruption of authentic enthusiasm since Obama wowed the rubes with his ‘08 campaign! And the money is just pouring in! An alleged 500 millions since Sleepy Joe was switched out for Kamala by popular demand! I’m guessing the tidal wave of euphoria will bring in another half billion per month till November - more than enough to ensure a free and fair election! As the Dem base gets to know Kamala better, their love for her will only grow. Kamala fighting racism every day of her teen life coming up in the notorious Westmount High in Montreal, the toughest school this side of Compton. Kamala overcoming the grinding poverty inflicted on every child with the misfortune of having been born to a pair of university professors. Kamala dodging the rampant misogyny and sexism inflicted on any young woman entering politics by the horny old men who consider themselves the gate-keepers to the corridors of power, senior politicians like Willie Brown. Kamala fighting the good fight against anti-black racism with such fervor she got the support of most of the police unions every time she ran for public office! Ka-ma-la! Ka-ma-la! Ka-ma-la! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! Hey, if you thought America was back when Joe took office, hold onto your hat… you ain’t seen nothin’ yet!

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