Coach Walz destined to become next Border Czar

That was quite a speech Mr Walz unleashed in Chicago last night! What the party elites no doubt noticed was that, unlike their anointed one, Tim Walz has a wiff of authenticity about him. Mind you, that was an easy room for him to shine in. These are true believers who will happily applaud any inanity. Joe is one of the most consequential presidents in American history! Hooray! Joe and Kamala have worked tirelessly for a ceasefire in Gaza! Hurrah! The economy has never been stronger! Yippee! The Democratic Party is the champion of the working class! Woohoo! America has never been stronger… NATO has never been stronger… Democracy has never been stronger… U-S-A! U-S-A-! U-S-A! But alas, eventually the euphoria must end. Sooner or later the big donors, the folks who put the ‘rats’ in ‘Democrats,’ are gonna get a little nervous that Uncle Tim, America’s coach, could outshine their empty vessel, Kamala. Even though Walz and Harris were born months apart, Walz presents like an old white guy, whereas Kamala presents twenty years younger. And never forget - she is a 'woman of colour’. The Dem elite will under no circumstances allow an old white guy to show up a ‘woman of colour,’ no matter how saturated in privilege that woman’s life trajectory has been. So keep your head down, Coach Walz, or before you know it, you’ll get the border file and we’ll never hear from you again.