Munich Clown Show: Rubio promises to make EU and NATO great again

Marco Rubio spent half an hour trying to convince the Euro-elites that 500 years of Western domination, so rudely interupted by the post-WW2 anti-colonialism movements, need not be over! Nosirree! Europe and America, united by our commmon Christian heritage, can prevail over the dark forces of communism and Islamofascism. Together, we can ride the glory train of Empire for another 500 years! The Europeans greeted Lil Marco's insights with a standing ovation! This does not bode well for Mark Carney's quest to find "like-minded Liberal democracies" with whom we can form an alliance independent of the US. Looks to me like Stormer, Micron, and Schmertz would like nothing more than to turn back the clock to a time when they found safety huddled under Uncle Sam's nuclear umbrella. Who needs a defence budget when America does 99% of the heavy lifting? Trump's demand that the vassals bump defence spending to 5% of GDP is seen, now, as a small price to pay to keep NATO alive. Whatever "like-minded democracies" Carney thought he saw in Europe are revealing themselves to be nothing more than abject boot-lickers. The leaders of the E3, each of them struggling with single-digit approval ratings, would happily enough trade all their tomorrows for just a little more yesterday, to paraphrase an old Janis Joplin tune. Speaking of Janis, did you know she's in the Epstein files? Yup, Jeffrey was all of nine years old when Janis was born! Also in those files is the bitter old hag who was once expected, at least by the cool kids, to smash the glass ceiling and be the first woman elected president of the world's greatest democracy. Lesser nations have had female PMs and presidents and chancellors for decades, but it remains a bridge too far in America... maybe in the next 500 years! Unlike Janis, Hillary's cadaver was actually on stage in Munich to reveal her plan to force Putin's capitulation by saturating Russian airspace with Tomahawk cruise missiles. That's the kind of fresh new thinking that's guaranteed to get the next 500 years of Western Exceptionalism off to a rip-roaring start!

Queen Ursula promises to turn EU into military super-power!

If you happened to catch her speech at the Munich gabfest you know what I'm talking about. The President of the European Commission isn't content to lead an army of desk jockeys... she wants to command a real fighting force wielding real weapons! And because Ursula's army will be a pan-european force, it will naturally confine procurement of weapons large and larger strictly to EU member countries. While Canada isn't in the EU, we did just join a new procurement plan. The plan is to out-produce Russia in war supplies. To do that we just have to rebuild our manufacturing capacity that we spent the last fifty years off-shoring. This could be a good plan for Canada, because unlike every EU country, we don't rely on American LNG to power our manufacturing sector. Heavy industry is that part of the economy that builds machines of all sorts, including war machines like tanks and war-ships and so forth. The Europeans used to do that stuff back when they had access to low-cost energy, because heavy manufacturing is extremely energy-intensive. Now that they're dependent on American LNG, at 4x the price of pipeline gas, Europe's heavy industries will never be competitive again.

When God needs guns to get His work done, that's when I become an atheist

That's the last line in a post I put up 15 years ago. The title was "only democracy in middle east slides into fascism." The stench of our hypocrisy is exponentially worse fifteen years on. The God of Israel is mightily displeased that after tens of thousands of USA bunker-busters, Amalek remains. The God of Donald Trump and his Christian Zionist pals is pissed too. I thought the reason it's called "Christianity" was because it was named after the Jesus of Nazareth, the guy who delivered the Sermon on the Mount and a whole lot of other hippy-dippy love and peace stuff during his brief time on earth. Never once did he express any interest in slaughtering the Amaleks, or anyone else. Fifteen years on, it looks to me fascism is much closer, and God is a lot farther away.

How did USA amass 6,000,000 files around one dude?

You know the dude we're talking about here. He must have generated thousands of files every day of his life to get totals like that! And in spite of what must have been decades of close surveillance, no sign of the hundreds, if not thousands of innocent teens sex-trafficked amongst the Western World's rich, famous, and powerful. Nor is there any record of his death, the death of America's most surveilled bad guy who died in America's most heavily surveilled prison! Tell me that ain't a little suspicious! Let's not forget another aspect of this unfolding mystery that promises to keep unfolding for decades to come. Epstein was famous for recording the guests in his various homes, even when they were getting a massage from the hat-check girl. At the time, we were told the FBI seized all that stuff. Seven years after his death, Kash Patel's FBI doesn't know a darned thing about any of that! Anyway, rather than one long-shot coincidence after another, it's just as likely that the greatest Israeli spy of all time faked his own demise and is enjoying a quiet retirement in a high security beachfront Mossad retirement home somewhere...

Alcohol and testosterone and a 500 horsepower car... what could go wrong?

Out of the blue I got a call from my old pal Barney (not his real name) last night. Gotta say this took me by surprise, as I think I've only talked to the fucker once in the last forty years, which was on the occassion of his 50th birthday. But way back when we were troubled youths, as all youths inevitably are, we were pretty tight. Barney shared my appreciation for a dram of the good stuff now and then, and he was also an early afficianado of the weed 'o wisdom. Unlike me, however, he had true leadership skills, and was forever leading not only me, but the rest of the crew, into one regrettable shit-show after another. I'm not talking about serious crime here. I'm talking about juvenile hooliganism that only gets massively amplified after you've had a few drams. And it takes its toll on the pocketbook. If defending yourself in a Barney-instigated bar-room brawl got you an assault charge, your lawyer fees fucked your beer and weed budget for months! But I have to tip my cap to Barney in the 500 hp department. Anybody who knows anything about the muscle car era remembers the 375 hp Nova SS 396. That was the solid lifter version rumoured to make 500 hp in factory trim. That was a big deal at the time. Barney owned two of them! One was a burgrundy automatic that his wife drove to work every day. That was probably a low-twelve second quarter-miler back in the day. The other was a pure-black four-speed (with a Mr. Gasket back-and-forth shifter) and 4:56 gears in the differential. Given the right tires, that unit could easily dip into the mid elevens in the quarter mile. Today every Tesla on the road can beat them in a drag race. Alas, adolescence doesn't last forever, and we managed to skip the dying young option on life's journey. And here we are, at an age it never occurred to us that we'd ever get to! That's gotta be worth a celebratory dram or two!

Oopsie! My bad! Turns out Epstein was working for Russia, not Israel!

Ya, I obviously got it wrong. Seems all that stuff I read over the years, claiming Jeffrey was Mossad, was Russian disinfo all along! I should have known! Silly me! My face is... not just red, but bright cherry red, or maybe even fire-engine red!... or, God forbid, "red" like Red China! The New York Post spilled the truth today. In hindsight, it's so obvious. All those billionaires and famous people flocking to Jeffrey's island were closet commies hoping to support Putin's rebuild of the Soviet Empire! I noticed traffic to the previous post stopped a couple of hours after posting. Hopefully this confession will fix that.

Epstein; most brilliantly successful Israeli operative in Mossad history

Think about this; anybody who hears the name Epstein today immediately equates it with the sex-trafficking narrative. That's because 99% of mainstream news focuses exclusively on that story. The far more important story is deliberately squashed. The by-far more important story is that the guy who came outta nowhere to rub elbows and whatever else with the global elite for the last fifty years was a star spy for Israel the whole time. There was a Canadian journo based in NYC in the '90s who was writing about Epstein running a massive blackmail operation. Even the most valuable intelligence assets inevitably pass their best-before dates. Robert Maxwell fell off his yacht. Jeffrey Epstein killed himself. The archive of Davos-crowd porn in Epstein's possession obviously went somewhere. No wonder so many A-listers are acting weird, starting with Mafia Don himself.