This blog just cracked a million views!

That only took thirteen years and over seven thousand posts. And with a mere three followers! How does that work? I've heard there's no "follow" button when you go to this blog, so I don't know how there's even three. I'd guess it has something to do with the time Doublewide walked all over the keyboard and fucked up all my settings. To fix that, I'd have to retrace her steps. That would totally mess up the zen space I'm creating through mindful living. Be that as it may, it still feels like a decent accomplishment.