Pinko A&E execs come to senses, restore Duck Dynasty

Filthy lucre has once again trumped principle as A&E reverses its decision to suspend Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson.

As any one not in a coma for the month of December already knows, Robertson ignited a cultural firestorm recently with some politically incorrect personal opinions about gays and blacks.

Not just "politically incorrect", but crude in an almost Fordian manner.

Suddenly America was treated to a freedom of speech ruckus that had the gay socialists of the NAACP and GLAAD on one side and stalwarts for free speech like Glenn Beck, Bobby Jindal, Ted Cruz, and Sarah Palin on the other.

Hanging in the balance was almost a billion dollars in revenue the show is expected to bring in this year...

What did you think was going to happen?

Obama to send Duck Dynasty star to Uganda to explain homosexuality

This is an obvious response to the claim by Anglican Bishop Chris Ssenyonjo that Ugandans don't understand homosexuality.

Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson obviously does. He's being seconded to the Uganda Ministry of Health to explain the difference between a man's anus and a woman's vagina.

I have a hunch the Ugandans already know the difference. They're just playing stupid to attract more foreign aid.