Jews joining ISIS?! - get outta here!

If you thought all those youngsters decamping to Berlin is a scandal, get a load of this!

Yup, French Jews joining ISIS, the Islamic State... who can even imagine such a thing?

Well, some official in the Hollande regime, apparently. I knew those people were incompetent beyond belief, but to drive Jews into the arms of Islamic State?

Then again, maybe those conspiracy theorists were right all along... ISIS/ISIL/Islamic State has always been a Zionist plot...

Oh my golly... this gets way too complicated for me... I think I'll stick to tending my garden.