Clippers owner to reap billion dollar windfall after racist rant

Yup, his conniving bimbo girlfriend thought she had him by the balls when she released that recording of Sterling's offensive musings about black folks. You know, black folks like the ones who play on his team, live in his developments... hell, even black folks like the bimbo herself!

Politically correct America went ape-shit. Never in American history has more outrage been generated, more umbrage taken!

Wrongs would have to be righted, virtue would have to prevail. The NBA declared that the senile windbag would be forced to sell the franchise, to sever once and for all the relationship between that racist relic from a bygone era and the most progressive sporting brand in the world.

Looks like the Clippers are going to Steve Ballmer for two billions. That's about a billion dollars more than the most optimistic estimates of the team's value prior to this controversy.

Let that be a lesson to racist tyrants everywhere...

Racism finally expunged from America!

Thank God!

150 years after emancipation America has finally got rid of the last traces of racism!

It all happened when the billionaire owners and the millionaire players and the middle-class fans of the NBA came together to shame 'n shun the senile shitbag Donald Sterling.

Truly a kumbaya moment!...

Ya, I suppose that's better than nothing, but what is it really?

Vacuous symbolism?

From where I'm sitting, it still looks like whitey goes to college and the black dudes go to jail.

But it was one hell of a feel-good moment!