How to make world class Toronto even world-classier

Not that Rob Ford hasn't put TO on the world-class map already.

Today our crackhead mayor was on the home news page at Reuters.com, The Guardian, BBC, all the US networks, Al Jazeera....

I think some of the more news-starved touchy-feely news programs are going to take notice of the Ford-Blair catfight, and by God, once that goes viral, Toronto will be even more world-classier than before!

Imagine; crack-smoking Mayor threatens to fire straight-arrow Police Chief. That's the kind of shit CNN can milk for months!

Eventually, when the mayor still has his job but the Chief is unemployed, CNN will give Toronto even more free PR!

Ooohh!!!  WE'RE WORLD CLASS AT LAST!!!

Toronto is finally a world class city

There are some big ballot-box moments unfolding in America this evening; elections in NYC and New Jersey for starters.

I'd expect that my news man Anderson would be on top of those stories.

So I click it over to Anderson 360, and what is he going on about but that cracker Mayor in Toronto... oh, did I say cracker?... that crackhead mayor in Toronto.

When the travails of Toronto's mayor take pride of place over the NYC mayoralty race, when a fat cracker, not to say crackhead, eclipses Bloomy on Anderson 360, you know you've arrived.

CONGRATULATIONS TORONTO!!!