Globe and Mail reveals why we're the good guys

The Korean extortionist at the Circle K now demands $5.25 for a copy of The Globe and Mail. Seems like there's a social science experiment afoot to see just how much an old-school newsprint addict is willing to fork out for a paper that has been in a downward spiral for a decade. But it remains Canada's newspaper of record. The Saturday edition is even more outrageous. Tomorrow I'll pick up a copy of the Saturday edition for eight-fucking-forty on our way to breakfast at the European Bakery. Today Globe regular Andrew Coye had an op-ed titled "No, India killing a Canadian is not "just like" America killing Bin Laden." Andrew is a typical American Empire Loyalist. After spinning his wheels for a few paragraphs trying to explain why political assassinations are bad when bad guys do it, but hunky-dory when we do it, he gets to the nitty-gritty; " We're the good guys. If you don't believe that, you have a much larger issue..." Andrew, I am a Canadian who no longer believes "we" are the good guys. What we are is part of the chorus in Uncle Sam's cheerleader section. That's a fact widely recongnized by the vast majority of the global community. That's why there is virtually no support for Russia sanctions outside of NATO and the EU. After Viet Nam, after Cambodia and Laos and Grenada and Panama and Iraq and Yugoslavia and Libya and Afghanistan and Syria and Ukraine, most of the rest of the world no longer sees the US bloc as "the good guys."

Canada: from "peacekeeper" to "terrorist haven"

Last week was non-stop shit-show in Ottawa. PM Fluffy started things off with a bang on Monday, declaring that allegedly, there were potential allegations that maybe India was behind the murder of a Canadian citizen on Canadian soil. Yessiree, that’s the kind of slam dunk you want to go public with! To Fluffy’s shock and chagrin, India was more than a little pissed off. They’re threatening to stop issuing student visas. If Canadian universities and colleges can’t attract foreign students and the extortionate fees they bring, multiple comfy six-number do-nothing jobs will be at risk in University admin buildings across the land! And India accounts for over 40% of foreign students. Canada does not get much press beyond our borders, but that Monday bombshell gave us a huge international profile all week. Then, while that self-inflicted headwound was still bleeding, on Friday, the Trudeau gang managed to double-down on completely retarded and shoot themselves in the other temple. The world doesn’t really give Canada much thought, which will come as a shock if you only follow CBC news. We’re just another me-too camp-follower of Uncle Sam, with maybe slightly more shlep than the Marshall Islands. But it’s impossible to ignore us now! From Nazi stormtroopers to Khalistan separatists to Al Queda’s White Helmets to Ukrainian ultra-nationalists, if you’re having trouble at home, you’ve always got a warm welcome in Canada!

Zelensky no stranger to honoring Nazis

Amateur Hour continues in Ottawa. Today was spent mostly buck-passing, finger-pointing, and donning sackcloth and ashes over the grave insult we inflicted on Zelly by having him applaud a 98 year old veteran who once “fought with the Nazis.” Relax, Ottawa! Since Zelensky became president, he has awarded Ukraine’s highest honor, “Hero of Ukraine,” to members of at least three neo-Nazi groups: Aidar Battalion, Right Sektor, and Azov. Here’s a story from Israel’s Haaretz news site about the Nazi bona fides of Azov. Stories such as that were quite common in mainstream Western media before February 2022. The Guardian, NYT, Time, Newsweek and others frequently ran stories about the rich tradition of Ukrainian antisemitism and white supremacy permeating Ukrainian nationalist groups. I’m sure no offence was taken. The man did fight Russia, after all, and that’s all that matters in these dark days when the fate of the Free World rests on Zelly’s shoulders. He’s got bigger worries than what’s happening in the Ottawa clown show.

Canada's political elite give standing ovation to Nazi collaborator

I watched that live on Al Jazeera. Arched an eyebrow when the 98 year-old Ukrainian- Canadian veteran had his moment in the spotlight. The reason for his sudden celebrity? He fought Russia during WW2! Many of the Ukrainians "fighting Russia" did so as volunteers fighting with Hitler's Waffen SS. Sure enough, by Saturday it was all over the internet that our Ukrainian-Canadian hero had done exactly that. I guess Bernie Farber must have made a phone call, because today everybody in Ottawa is absolutely shocked and appalled. An actual filthy Nazi collaborator somehow sneaked into the beating heart of our democracy, thereby making a mockery of Canadian values, which are of course the complete antithesis of Nazi values. Nobody clapped harder than Chrystia Freeland. Truth is, the Ukrainians who fought with the SS killed more than Russians. They killed tens of thousands of Poles and Jews as well. Everybody in that building is suffuciently acquainted with the facts to know that, most especially those of Ukrainian heritage. Now our politicians are deperately looking for a fall-guy to pin this scandal on.

Defecation Liberation

Have you ever stopped to give some thought to the urban planners policy assumption that people don't shit? As in defecate, have a BM, take a dump, etc? Have you looked for a public toilet recently? See what I mean? Homeless people get a bad rap for defecating in the street. If you're living on the street, and there's no public toilets, where else are you supposed to shit? In your tent? Society needs to get over its defecation denialism. How is it possible the poo taboo remains intact while all other taboos have been embraced in the name of inclusivity and human rights? Black or white, yellow or brown, everybody needs to shit. The Defecation Liberation Movement could be the key to unifying a fractured world! Demand free public toilets in every neighbourhood in every village, town, and city. DEFECATION LIBERATION NOW!!!

Zelensky is the most popular politician in Canada

Did you happen to watch Zelensky's speech in Ottawa today? The CBC talking heads lost count of the standing ovations, it was that great. Either that or our political elite are the most obsequious toadies to this war's grand narrative, concocted in Kyiv with plenty of input from London and Washington. Canada's parliamentarians applauded every Zelly utterence with child-like enthusiasm. The CBC knobs had a post-speech debate on whether Zelensky was greater than Winston Churchill or Nelson Mandela. Contrast the fawning Canadian reception to how Zelly-mania seems to be on the wane in most of our democratic allies. In the US, the NYT, WSJ, and Washington Post have all published recent articles claiming the "counteroffensive" launched early June is kaput. It gained a few meaningless square kilometers of real estate at the expense of tens of thousands of casualties and the destruction of billions in donated weaponry. In contrast, today's Globe and Mail informed me that the counter-offensive was making progress and victory was, if not quite yet in sight, certainly plausible. Meanwhile, Poland's President Duda this week likened Ukrain to a drowning man threatening to pull his would-be rescuers down with him. Poland has given exponentially more aid to Ukraine than Canada has, and it's right next door. Maybe Duda has a point. From the safety of eight thousand miles distance, Canada, in spite of having nothing to offer other than best wishes, remains an indefatiguable cheerleader of NATO's proxy war on Russia. We're ready to fight to the last Ukrainian.

Justin Trudeau must resign and his advisers must be fired

The past year and a half has not been kind to NATO, nor to Justin’s role within it. In spite of the triumphalism expressed by the likes of Jens Stoltenberg over NATO’s expansion to Finland and Sweden, the 18 months of war with Russia has revealed an unfortunate truth; the military manufacturing capacity of the combined NATO countries, USA included, cannot produce the munitions Ukraine needs to remain viable on the battlefield. “Everything you need for as long as it takes” was a PR jingle and nothing more. Trudeau’s reputation within that paper tiger was already in tatters. It was Trump who called Canada out as one of the free-loading member states, and this is as true now as it was then. What then must be the opinion of the senior members of the alliance when the bushy-tailed loudmouth Fluffy creates an international incident with India? And such an unnecessary incident. When the hit went down three months ago, informed observers would have pegged the odds at least 50-50 that India was behind it. Countries have long eliminated “terrorists” on foreign soil. Israel does it all the time. The USA killed bin Laden in Pakistan. The problem is, as always, that one man’s terrorist is the other guy’s freedom fighter. From the Indian perspective, advocates for an independent Khalistan are terrorists, and they have the same right to rub out Hardeep Singh Nijjar as the American’s had to dispatch bin Laden. The fact that neither Trudeau nor his team appreciated the gravity of what they have unleashed reveals that our foreign policy is in the hands of inept buffoons. It’s time to shut down amateur hour and bring in some grown-ups.