Queen Ursula promises to turn EU into military super-power!

If you happened to catch her speech at the Munich gabfest you know what I'm talking about. The President of the European Commission isn't content to lead an army of desk jockeys... she wants to command a real fighting force wielding real weapons! And because Ursula's army will be a pan-european force, it will naturally confine procurement of weapons large and larger strictly to EU member countries. While Canada isn't in the EU, we did just join a new procurement plan. The plan is to out-produce Russia in war supplies. To do that we just have to rebuild our manufacturing capacity that we spent the last fifty years off-shoring. This could be a good plan for Canada, because unlike every EU country, we don't rely on American LNG to power our manufacturing sector. Heavy industry is that part of the economy that builds machines of all sorts, including war machines like tanks and war-ships and so forth. The Europeans used to do that stuff back when they had access to low-cost energy, because heavy manufacturing is extremely energy-intensive. Now that they're dependent on American LNG, at 4x the price of pipeline gas, Europe's heavy industries will never be competitive again.

When God needs guns to get His work done, that's when I become an atheist

That's the last line in a post I put up 15 years ago. The title was "only democracy in middle east slides into fascism." The stench of our hypocrisy is exponentially worse fifteen years on. The God of Israel is mightily displeased that after tens of thousands of USA bunker-busters, Amalek remains. The God of Donald Trump and his Christian Zionist pals is pissed too. I thought the reason it's called "Christianity" was because it was named after the Jesus of Nazareth, the guy who delivered the Sermon on the Mount and a whole lot of other hippy-dippy love and peace stuff during his brief time on earth. Never once did he express any interest in slaughtering the Amaleks, or anyone else. Fifteen years on, it looks to me fascism is much closer, and God is a lot farther away.

How did USA amass 6,000,000 files around one dude?

You know the dude we're talking about here. He must have generated thousands of files every day of his life to get totals like that! And in spite of what must have been decades of close surveillance, no sign of the hundreds, if not thousands of innocent teens sex-trafficked amongst the Western World's rich, famous, and powerful. Nor is there any record of his death, the death of America's most surveilled bad guy who died in America's most heavily surveilled prison! Tell me that ain't a little suspicious! Let's not forget another aspect of this unfolding mystery that promises to keep unfolding for decades to come. Epstein was famous for recording the guests in his various homes, even when they were getting a massage from the hat-check girl. At the time, we were told the FBI seized all that stuff. Seven years after his death, Kash Patel's FBI doesn't know a darned thing about any of that! Anyway, rather than one long-shot coincidence after another, it's just as likely that the greatest Israeli spy of all time faked his own demise and is enjoying a quiet retirement in a high security beachfront Mossad retirement home somewhere...

Alcohol and testosterone and a 500 horsepower car... what could go wrong?

Out of the blue I got a call from my old pal Barney (not his real name) last night. Gotta say this took me by surprise, as I think I've only talked to the fucker once in the last forty years, which was on the occassion of his 50th birthday. But way back when we were troubled youths, as all youths inevitably are, we were pretty tight. Barney shared my appreciation for a dram of the good stuff now and then, and he was also an early afficianado of the weed 'o wisdom. Unlike me, however, he had true leadership skills, and was forever leading not only me, but the rest of the crew, into one regrettable shit-show after another. I'm not talking about serious crime here. I'm talking about juvenile hooliganism that only gets massively amplified after you've had a few drams. And it takes its toll on the pocketbook. If defending yourself in a Barney-instigated bar-room brawl got you an assault charge, your lawyer fees fucked your beer and weed budget for months! But I have to tip my cap to Barney in the 500 hp department. Anybody who knows anything about the muscle car era remembers the 375 hp Nova SS 396. That was the solid lifter version rumoured to make 500 hp in factory trim. That was a big deal at the time. Barney owned two of them! One was a burgrundy automatic that his wife drove to work every day. That was probably a low-twelve second quarter-miler back in the day. The other was a pure-black four-speed (with a Mr. Gasket back-and-forth shifter) and 4:56 gears in the differential. Given the right tires, that unit could easily dip into the mid elevens in the quarter mile. Today every Tesla on the road can beat them in a drag race. Alas, adolescence doesn't last forever, and we managed to skip the dying young option on life's journey. And here we are, at an age it never occurred to us that we'd ever get to! That's gotta be worth a celebratory dram or two!

Oopsie! My bad! Turns out Epstein was working for Russia, not Israel!

Ya, I obviously got it wrong. Seems all that stuff I read over the years, claiming Jeffrey was Mossad, was Russian disinfo all along! I should have known! Silly me! My face is... not just red, but bright cherry red, or maybe even fire-engine red!... or, God forbid, "red" like Red China! The New York Post spilled the truth today. In hindsight, it's so obvious. All those billionaires and famous people flocking to Jeffrey's island were closet commies hoping to support Putin's rebuild of the Soviet Empire! I noticed traffic to the previous post stopped a couple of hours after posting. Hopefully this confession will fix that.

Epstein; most brilliantly successful Israeli operative in Mossad history

Think about this; anybody who hears the name Epstein today immediately equates it with the sex-trafficking narrative. That's because 99% of mainstream news focuses exclusively on that story. The far more important story is deliberately squashed. The by-far more important story is that the guy who came outta nowhere to rub elbows and whatever else with the global elite for the last fifty years was a star spy for Israel the whole time. There was a Canadian journo based in NYC in the '90s who was writing about Epstein running a massive blackmail operation. Even the most valuable intelligence assets inevitably pass their best-before dates. Robert Maxwell fell off his yacht. Jeffrey Epstein killed himself. The archive of Davos-crowd porn in Epstein's possession obviously went somewhere. No wonder so many A-listers are acting weird, starting with Mafia Don himself.

RCMP busts white supremacist terror cell in Quebec

Last July Canadians were stunned to learn that an armed militia with links to Canadian Armed Forces had been discovered in Quebec. We were told the group of four dudes planned to capture some territory near Quebec City. Using that as their base, a mere 450 km from Ottawa, they then planned to overthrow the Canadian government and install themselves. For better or worse, a media ban was put on the story, perhaps to hide the true depravity of this devious plan, or perhaps to hide the fact that this is just the latest crock-o-shit in a line of terror hoaxes managed by CSIS, the RCMP, and their political masters. (Check out my various Korody-Nuttall "Tards 'o Terror" missives.) A number of media challenged the news blackout and this past week it was lifted. Well, these were a bad bunch of hombres, to be sure. Once CSIS tipped off the Mounties, surveilance teams tracked the scoundrels throughout Quebec and New Brunswick for over two years. During that time the terrorists would sometimes get together for camping trips that involved plenty of guns and booze. They could have followed them for a few more, but fate intervened. The terror mastermind, one Marcc Chabot, the veritable Bin Laden of this would-be terror cell, was apparently suffering from depression, and fearing he was becoming suicidal, his wife made a 911 call. Those calls always include the cops, and rather than risk their star perp offing himself and blowing their case, they decided to pounce. Turns out the land these terrorists were planning to seize was in the Zec Batiscan Neilsen, a "controlled harvest zone," also known as a hunting preserve. The almost 900 sqare km park is the go-to spot for moose and black bear hunting in the province. That's how sneaky these misfits were, knowing the sound of the sniper rifles they were training on would be hidden in the general cacaphony one might expect in such an environment. No terror team is complete without informants, and those employed in this case have come up with some truly damning evidence. For example, one of the suspects is on video making "a hand gesture associated with white supremacists." If that's not bad enough, here's what CBC news revealed today; "... the informant allegedly told police there were derogatory jokes and comments aimed toward Jewish people and that Chabot reportedly mentioned that he didn’t believe in equality between the sexes and used degrading language when talking about women." I'm guessing it was the Jew jokes that got Ottawa's attention. For what it's worth, here's the alleged motivation of the terror mastermind, as reported by the Globe & Mail. "...he expected an impending crisis would unravel the world, either because of economic troubles, an attack by a foreign power, or a zombie invasion." Sounds to me like a few yobs who enjoy the outdoors, hunting, drinking, and hanging with the like-minded. Not only that, it seems they were our first line of defence against zombie invasion! I'll be following the court case with interest.