Enemies of Science and Progress set sights on AI

You know who they are. 

"The Deniers."

It started, as all evil invariably does, with scapegoating the Jews, or at least the few who survived the Nazi Holocaust. Holocaust Denial was the first blow struck by the ascendant forces of far-right revanchism. Climate change,  moon landing, and vaccine efficacy denials followed. After that came Saddam's WMD denials,  9/11 denials, and Putin's denial he had his freedom-hating eyes on Kyiv. And it sure looks to me like this sordid cesspool of Luddites, Neanderthals, and psychopaths have fixed their hate-filled gaze on AI.

Ever since the transformative firstgen chatbots were unleashed a few years ago, the usual troglodytes have raised their voices in a non-stop crescendo of hate against the myriad benefits this revolutionary technology has already bestowed on humanity. As just one example - the same raving antisemites accusing Israel of genocide, completely dismiss the IDF's contract with Palantir AI that saves thousands of lives in Gaza.

And while that should have been a warning, yesterday's goings on in the skies over America offer an even more alarming Code Red; to wit: every single story across US media blamed this obvious communist China cyberattack on, get this, America's world-leading AI companies! Without a shred of evidence! Just because the FAA had upgraded their comms with the AI-enabled SMART tool a few days earlier!

The state of American journalism is bleak indeed. In Canada, on the other hand, our state broadcaster leads the way in fact-based reportage. In none of their coverage of yesterdays unscheduled landings of thousands of passenger jets does CBC indulge in idle speculation re an AI connection.

For that we have Brodie Fenlon to thank, the steely-nerved CBC General Manager of Narrative Product. It's what keeps CBC cred soaring! It's why we turn to Brodie for clarity on discerning betwixt and between actual and potential human remains, and why we turn to US news networks for clarity on how many trans-women it takes to shoot up a school.

Micron, Mark, and Zelly rally Nations of Virtue to finally end Putin reign of terror once and for all

 Here they are in Dublin today, a veritable portrait in courage.

Mark and Zelly are paying homage to the current leader of free world, Monsier Micron, with his single-digit approval ratings. Zelly doesn't need to sweat approval ratings so long as the NATO dupes remain convinced he is some Churchill- Mandela hybrid send by God to smite Putin. Carney is the opposite. His approval ratings are positively Putinesque! Of course, the whole world knows why Putin rules the ratings in Russia, don't we! 

In Russia everybody loves Putin, because when you don't you're liable to find your underpants targeted in a novochik attack, if you don't fall out a window first!

The Dublin event raised spirits across Europe as our allies realized their most fervent dreams were coming true - Mark Carney has stepped up to lead Europe, now that Trump has switched sides. 

Yes, justice has been slow to saddle up, but now that the Canadians are riding to the rescue,  the forces of freedom and democracy will sweep Bad Vlad into the dustbin of history, and it'll be safe for Zelly to visit Ukraine again!

Should it not be beyond obvious by now Mark Carney is 100% in the tank for the Epstein class?

Hmm... where to begin? How about that Israeli-American hedge-fund high-roller he just parachuted in to head up our imaginary sovereign wealth fund. You'd have to be totally ignorant of the very fundamentals of... arithmetic?.. to even use that term when describing a "thing" based entirely on growing our national debt!  The fact this whopper passed muster across much of mainstream media speaks volumes about the terminal rot destroying our ed system.

No pie for you!

And that Stellantis-Roshel deal stinks to high heaven, does it not? On the bright side, if enough wars can be dragged out long enough, some of those 2000 Brampton  autoworkers might be able to return to their job site, but not their jobs. Given that Roshel is owned by an Israeli with close ties to the IDF, I'm sure the demand will only ramp up, but don't expect Mr Shimonov to honour Stellantis' union contracts.  

See how the pieces fall into place? Mafia Don declares some tariffs, Stellantis moves 2000 jobs across the border, a fresh foreign face sweeps in to hire back a handful of former Hellcat assemblers at half their former wage and no benefits. It's a win-win all round except for the workers who got fucked.

In other words, business as usual!

Invited Katy Perry over to dance with an old fart whose son actually has talent; you decide if Zav Fluffy or Junior deserves to have their daddy snuggling with the hottest hottie of all time

 Frankly, I think it ain't even a fair fight.  Check out the Zav tune that got his Dad and daddy's date a-twerkin'.  I'll fess up right here I probably have a parental bias going on, but does that kinda crap still interest  anybody gainfully employed as something other than a DJ?

On the other hand, my son  has left a vast archive of highly original shit all over the worldwideweb forever, and unlike Zav, had to pay his bills by spending the best years of his life as calamari specialist in the finest Italian restaurant in town. But you feel the pain of those years in the authenticity of his music, as I'm sure you'll agree.

Nevertheless, I'm guessing Zav's future in the biz is golden. Ain't no venue managers gonna boycott Zav for his antisemitism, are they! Look for Zav to headline the half-time show at Davos next year

The coast is clear, Katy! I'm retired, so any time that suits your sched... and please, no butt-slapping.

Prime Minister announces "Road to Resources" Mackenzie Valley highway to Arctic

The year was 1958, and the PM was John Diefenbaker, when the Road to Resources program was announced.  Apparently folks around Dief the Chief were under the impression such a road might facilitate economic development in the region!

Seventy years on, apparently the folks around Mark Carney are under that impression too! So what's been happening lo these seven decades of wasted time? Well, nothing, obviously, but why?

It's not as if modern infrastructure hasn't been built in other remote parts of the world. The Russians have enjoyed road access to their arctic since motorized transport was invented, so what's our problem? Obviously, laying down 500 miles of gravel isn't all that far up the tech ladder for a nation almost near the front of the pack in AI and quantum compute.

The think tank here at Falling Downs has studied the matter for years, and the answer is chrystal clear. The reason this great nation, a proud and resilient land of immigrants who once built a railroad from sea-to-shining-sea in ten years, can't build a 500 mile gravel road in seventy, is because of our CANADIAN VALUES!

Yes, unlike our adversaries, we are a DEMOCRACY where citizens have HUMAN RIGHTS.  If a citizen in Russia were to object to a gravel road, he or she would be shot dead in the town square as an example to the rest of the villagers. You rarely hear about that sort of thing happening in Canada, where everyone enjoys the basic human right  of tying up development in frivolous litigation for years.  And btw, Canada is so forward looking on citizens rights you'll get to enjoy them even if you just strolled down Roxham Road last week.

Or take the Chinese Communists. Sure, they may have built more high-speed rail than the rest of the world combined (and every inch of it with stolen IP), but ask yourself, are their people free?

There you have it, people of Canada!

You can have freedom and human rights, or you can have gravel roads. Sometimes difficult decisions must be taken

At least when Hitler did genocide, he had the decency to hide it

 Vile though they were, the Nazi bigwigs remained beholden to bygone moral codes. When they deliberately embraced evil, they knew enough to cover their tracks.

That was 75 years ago. The allied nations defeated those genocidal scum, and held them to account. The Nuremberg Trials happened, the highwater mark for human rights and freedom in the history of humanity!

Well, all I can say, is in the 75 years since the triumph of liberal democracy at Nuremberg, the very champions of freedom and free speech and human rights and democracy who prevailed then, have turned the world upside-down, and have non-stop beshat every civilizational standard we imagined we were upholding at Nuremberg.

As we gather once again on the eleventh day, etc, let's also take a moment to mourn everything we've lost, values wise. For three years the world has had a live video feed of genocide on their screens 24/7. Nobody is trying to hide anything, and no one is in the slightest perturbed. In fact, citizens of the liberal democracies who have dared speak against the holocaust happening now are hounded and harassed across the Nations of Virtue!

The leading champions of Western Civ are neck deep in the holocaust ongoing in Palestine, and we're not even trying to hide it? 

Here we go again - the annual 11/11/11 celebration of mass murder

There's  nothing more solemn than Remembrance Day, when we celebrate the memory of the Canadians who gave their lives in The Great War, so that the British Empire might survive.

Which it didn't, so a skeptic might wonder, what's the point? Well, the point is, the upper echelon of thought leaders today are totally baffled as to how they might entice the youth of today to die for our country. They seem to lack motivation to lay down their lives for our democratic way of life, which is about to be overrun by freedom-hating Persians, Koreans, Rooskies, and Chinese communists.

Fact is, they can't. And here's a big slice of the reason why. The vast majority of Canadian youth will never risk their lives to save their way of life, because their quality of life sucks shit! I think our Laurentian Brahmins might want to up their game a little before they expect a surge of volunteers at the CAF recruiting offices.

Things were different in the WW1.  On July 1 of 1916, almost three hundred young Newfoundlanders gave their lives for the British Empire in a single day, and that at a time when the pop of NL in total was under 300k! That would be the equivalent of 40,000 young Canadians gone in a single day of war today, to save our democratic way of life???

Fat chance!