Bibi gets his war

The “Greatest Leader Since Moses” will soon join the giants of the Tora in the annals of Jewish history. In fact, three thousand years hence, I am sure when scholars recite the Holy Names of the Great, they’ll begin with Bibirius of Judea, the greatest leader of all time. That’s quite the prank Bibi and his sidekick Donald played on the Persians, eh! Bibi sez to Donnie, OK, now you butter ‘em up with some bullshit and bafflegab about a nuclear deal, and while they think they’re negotiating, we slam the Ayatollahs with a surprise attack! Yup! That’ll make Israel safer! They were dancing in the streets in some Israeli neighborhoods, dancing in celebration, at least for a couple hours before the rocket alarms went off throughout central Israel. Then they danced in the bomb shelters instead! Here’s the crazy thing about folks who can afford to live in Tel Aviv; they can afford to live anywhere! Tsunami of antisemitism aside, Toronto or Montreal or Miami are all safer than Israel. And for that unfortunate reality, you can thank the man who is at this very moment conniving how to stay out of jail, plus cement his legacy… Even greater than Moses.