King Charles III drops by to reassure Canadians they are a sovereign people

And you know it’s absolutely gotta be true if the King of England doth decree it! If you ask me, all this unholy fuss over our sovereignty is indicative of our never-ending identity crisis. BWAAA!!!… Donald Trump called us the 51st state! Won’t somebody stick up for us? Er, ahem… yes of course! The King of England will give that glorified real estate hustler a good sharp yank on his fake-gold chain. When the King speaks, people listen! That Canada needs to fall back into the trappings of our colonial past tells you everything you need to know about our sovereignty! This is not a serious country.