Saturday, November 7, 2026

Justin Trudeau follows Jason Arday in stinking up Oxbridge's hallowed halls of higher learning

Last time the world caught a glimpse of the haircut that walks like a man, he was chilling at Burning Man with his super-hot pop-star girlfriend, eating baked beans out of the tin with his fingers, while sporting a backward baseball cap!

And while the spectacle of Fluffy making a fool of himself surprised precisely no one, this headline at CBC today shocked the world; Justin Trudeau steps into new role at Oxford University. 

Say what? That dorkshit eating beans in the desert is joining the Blavatnik School of Government at Oxford, in the capacity of, get this, "Distinguished Fellow and member of their World Leaders Circle!"  The CBC journo sharing this great news points out that Circle already includes heavy-hitters like Jacinda Ardern and Rishi Sunak, so they can only be adding Justin in the hope of lending the Blavatnik World Leaders Circle a hint of gravitas!

Here's the money quote from the Dean of the Blavatnik School of Government at Oxford University; "
Our students are the public leaders of tomorrow, and the opportunity to learn directly from those who have navigated the complexities of government … is invaluable,”
 
Good grief, is the joke ever gonna be on your students!

Bear in mind Oxford & Cambridge represent the pinnacle of knowledge and wisdom in Western Civilization. Makes you wonder about the folks guiding our good ship Higher Learning, don't it?  Cambridge was the home of the most brilliantly insightful Sociologist in the history of Sociology, until he was exposed as a serial fraud and abject fabulist.

Can't imagine the Big Brains steering the destiny of  Western Civ can erase the embarrassment of Jason Arday by bringing aboard Justin Trudeau.


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