Police get biker crime boss off streets... by arresting him in his jail cell!

The big story out of Montreal today is that the police, after many years of undercover investigations costing the taxpayer millions of dollars, have busted up a major organized crime ring.

Yup, you won't be able to score a bag of weed or a gram of coke in Montreal for years.

They bagged the big dogs for sure this time. They even got the biggest of the big dogs off the street; Hells Angels Quebec boss Maurice Bouchard.

But wait a minute... wasn't he already doing a double lifer in prison? So an alleged crime boss can continue to run his alleged crime syndicate whilst behind bars?

Does it not stand to reason that the other alleged crime king-pins arrested today will be able to maintain their networks while in prison also?

So what was accomplished today?

Well, nothing really, but it did help the public get their filthy minds off that story about Montreal cops boinking under-age girls while on duty.

Cops boinking under-age girls in cruiser "not illegal" - Montreal Police

Apparently this is all in a night's work for Montreal's finest:






We've previously opined that this may have happened because the Montreal police are so grievously over-worked, but if the revelations by the Toronto Sun are verified, we'd be inclined to be less sympathetic.

"Nothing criminal" here, according to Montreal Police. That guy with the drunken teenage hottie on his lap may have made an error in judgement in letting her "press against him", but it was all in good clean law-abiding fun...

Ya. Right!

Montreal cops have orgy in cruiser

If this story is true Montreal's finest must be even dumber than we knew. These gals were obviously hot for men in uniform, unless this was a copper shake-down, but either way, could they not at least find their way to someplace out-of-the-way? I mean, once you're seen on the world wide web doing the oinky-boinky right there in your police car and your police uniform, I would expect that your dreams of making detective are pretty much dashed.

But lets not be too hard on these lads; they are among the lowest paid big-city cops in Canada, and have the most onerous duties. Just a few hours down the road in Toronto the cops get paid twice as much and their biggest challenge is tailing the mayor and a few Jamaican weed dealers he associates with.

Meanwhile, in Montreal, these poor underpaid oafs have to deal with the Mafia, the Hells Angels, the Red Square terrorist network, a vast criminal conspiracy in the construction industry, and that's all on top of tailing their own mayors.

They're so busy they can't even get home for a roll in the hay... who can blame them for grabbing a quickie while on duty?