Buy this fully detached 3br 2bath home two hours from Toronto for under $100,000

Two hours and seventeen minutes from King and Bay, according to Google Maps.

Since you're gonna save at least a million compared to buying the same house in Toronto, why not invest some of those savings in a new 911 Carrera 4S? You'll cut your commute down to about half an hour, and you'll be the talk of Teeswater!

Guaranteed!

All you need is love: the Sunny Daze solution to Canada's affordable housing crisis

We're over half way through Justin's mandate, and the Liberal government just dropped their affordable housing strategy today.

They're gonna build 100,000 affordable housing units. Over ten years. Starting after the next election, nudge nudge wink...

Hmm.... a hundred thousand housing units?

And over the next ten years we'll be welcoming somewhere in the range of three to four million new arrivals?

And they'll live where?

Sorry Justin, this isn't an affordable housing policy.

It's a joke.