Kanye West back on meds

There is a headline at the Jerusalem Post today that will bring tears of joy to the many Kanye fans in the Holy Land who have been distraught over allegedly antisemitic remarks attributed to the notorious rapper. "Kanye West meets Rabbi Pinto to make ammends for antisemitic statements." Yup, Ye is over in Israel grovelling for forgivness. "I meant no harm, Rabbi. When I said I loved Adolf Hitler I was talking about Adolph Lu Hitler, the famous Indian rapper and politician. I really love Jews, so please forgive me so I can get my career back."

Canada awakes from World Series fever dream

For a few short but glorious weeks the hopes of this great nation were fully invested in a couple dozen (mostly) American millionaires who get paid to play baseball. That's over now. Time to snap out of the trance. Back to reality! I see where our Banker-in-charge paid a visit to Chairman Xi to extend an olive branch of sorts. Sorry about that Two Michaels stuff... let's get the Canada-China relationship back on track! Fair enough. Makes sense now that we're desperate to expand our trade relationships beyond the USA. Remember, it was Ottawa's toadying to US dictats that derailed the Canada-China relationship to begin with. A couple of days after the photo-op with Xi, Carney sends his Defence Minister to Manila to sign a defence deal with the government of Bongbong Marcos, so we can help Phillipines "deter Chinese aggression." How stupid is that? In the first place, whoever came up with that moronic headline should be aware that the US has nine military bases in the Phillipines. Even a complete idiot should be able to figure out that if those nine US bases fail to deter Chinese aggression, a defence deal with Canada is utterly pointless. So why bother? I'll tell you why. Because even as our leaders loudly proclaim their defiance of Trump, they don't want to piss him off too much. That leads to embarrassments like having to apologize to Trump for that 75 million TV ad Doug Ford invested our tax dollars in. Hence the need to signal our continued allegience to the American Empire with empty gestures like the Phillipines deal.

Canada keen to commit half a trillion dollars to obsolete weapons

The Globe & Mail had a full-page fluffer yesterday re: Carney's historic choice; which foreign-built attack submarine should Canada buy? There is of course another possible answer; let's not buy any! Parse the Globe story and you'll find who the preferred target of those new submarines will be; Russia. We are told the lifetime costs of this pending contract will be north of $100 millions. Here's a thought. Ukraine, with no navy to speak of, has pretty much shut down Russia's Black Sea Fleet. How? With drones. Drones are the future of warfare. Only fools would commit billions to buying submarines that can be destroyed with low-cost drones. Same is true for our other RCN boondoggle, the "Surface Combatant Program." That's pencilled in at over $300 billion. Any one of our new billion dollar frigates can be sent to the bottom by a determined adversary with relatively simple and cheap technology. We're up to $400 billions here. Throw in the F-35 deal and the NORAD "Golden Dome" and we're heading towards a trillion right smartly. This is going to choke off social spending for the next fifty years. That's the spending that makes Canada a decent place to live, or it used to, back when we could afford it. That was before Russia started threatening our democracy though, so we have no choice.

Carney promises Canadians lower taxes, lots of high-paying union jobs, and a competitive economy that builds what the world needs

As anybody with two functioning brain cells can readily deduce, Carney's roadmap for Canada is a mashup of wishful thinking and delusion. "Fortune may favour the bold," but not until the bold move beyond empty platitudes and hollow declarations of virtue. Think the world loves us for "our values?" Maybe, but I'm guessing about zero percent of our foreign trade happens because our counter-parties are choosing to buy Canadian because they fancy our values. I rather expect these decisions are based on more traditional attributes, such as the ability to provide quality product at a reasonable price. And that's exactly why it's such a struggle to diversify away from our over-dependence on the US market. Geography gives us an advantage over India or China in the US. Unfortunately, aside from a handful of natural resources, there is nothing available from Canada that is competitive in the global marketplace. In fact, our manufacturing sector is globally uncompetitive, and one thing I can predict with some certainty is that the road to changing that will definitely NOT involve "creating lots of high-paying union jobs." So what was the point of Carney's delusional half-hour pep talk last night? He's applying the lube, as it were, buttering us up for the Big Budget Reveal coming on November 4. It is on that day that we'll learn just what sacrifices our bankster-in-charge has in mind for us. Get ready for the austerity enema of a lifetime!

Trump rushes to demolish White House so Putin can't bomb it

This is time-honoured Yanqui logic, along the lines of "we had to destroy the village to save it." We had to destroy democracy to save it. I gotta say that's one messed-up trip Mafia Don is taking his people on. I also have to admit I'm shocked at how eagerly wide swathes of the "Western World" are gleefully anticipating a showdown with Russia. There was a time Trump seemed to rise above the institutionalized Russophobia, but I'm not so sure anymore. The NATO allies realize they are a nullity without America. They will soon enough realize that even with America, NATO has already lost to Russia. We continue to prevail on the PR front, though. Western headlines are announcing Ukraine's purchase of up to 150 Gripen fighter jets from Sweden!Boo Ya NATO! I'm guessing Russia can shoot them down faster than Sweden can build them or Ukraine can buy them. I'm also guessing there's lot's of smart people crunching the numbers on the Ukraine file and concluding it's time to cut bait and move on.

Caesar humiliates his vassals at his peril

Shakespeare, and history too, are full of morality tales where the flawed ruler gets too big for his codpiece, and begins to imagine himself the master of his universe. Or possibly even Master of The Universe. Did you see Trump in Egypt? He'd invited a bunch of subservient "world leaders" to the signing ceremony of the greatest peace deal in history. In his speech he thanked them for coming. Why were they there? There was no role for them whatsoever, but Trump just wanted the world to see that all these world leaders would drop everything and fly to Egypt on 20 minutes notice. That's basically a humiliation ritual. Trump seems rather fond of this sort of thing. In both Shakespeare and history, the vassals have been known to resent their humiliation to such an extent that they will begin to conspire against Caesar.

Canada eyes putting nuclear reactors on the moon

I couldn't make that up; it's a headline from the CBC News website today. Since Canada hasn't built any nuclear powerplants since Darlington was completed over 30 years ago, you'd think maybe that's a longshot. It's an even longer shot considering we don't actually have any way to get to the moon. I guess our lunar nuclear reactor could hitch a ride on one of Musk's Mars missions. This story is an example of the "we coulda been a contenda" genre of Canadian journalism. We coulda been a contenda in AI, in quantuum computing, in cellphone tech, in clean power, but every time, we squander our advantages and become also-rans. If we all pull together we can make Canada great again! Diversity is our strength, after all! The main source for the story is Dan Sax, a self-proclaimed "visionary motivated to move the needle for humanity." Dan has quite the resume. Everything from developing the Mickelson National Golf Course in Alberta to engineering the Hudson Bay Company's purchase of Germany's biggest department store. A true renaissance man, in 2020 Dan had the foresight to register the name "Canadian Space Mining Corporation," and that's how he became an expert source for the CBC. It should be noted that before being motivated to move the needle, he had already moved the bong for humanity by founding the first exclusively cannabis-focused real estate fund, Sensi Properties. You'd think a CBC journo would have more robust bullshit detection skills than what's on display in this story. Canada isn't leading anything when it comes to small modular reactors. Installing four GE-Hitachi SMRs at Darlington doesn't make them Canadian technology. The world leaders in SMRs are Russia and China. Between them, Russia and China produce upwards of four million STEM grads per year. Canada produces about 64,000. And they're not dumbing down their STEM curricula to accomodate "equity-deserving communities." So, Dan's company isn't going to be doing any mining, not in space and not anywhere else. Instead, he's already eyeing a future in health care, energy, and climate change abatement. Were I a betting man, I'd bet these ventures will go the way of Sinsi Properties; up in smoke!