Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry? How retarded would their children be?

I’m guessing not nearly as retarded as this CBC story. Katy seems a nice enough gal in her own right, although she’s gullible enough to lend her name to various Clinton campaigns over the years. That’s probably due more to the stupidity of her management team than her own stupidity. What I find amusing about the story is that the CBC quotes half a dozen communication consultants, PR experts, and reputation managers to parse out the meaning of this tryst. Oddy enough, no actual political consultants are consulted. Hell, I can explain Justin-Perry without consulting any consultants at all. At 40, Katy is goin’ over the hill in a Coup d’Ville, to paraphrase America’s greatest poet. At 53, Fluffy is too old to use it, too young to lose it, and the clock waits so patiently on their forthcoming duet. That’s the kind of power couple the CBC can sink its teeth into!