Deathbed confession confirms Fidel Castro is Justin Trudeau's daddy

Junita Gomez spent her last years in a nursing home on Vancouver Island. Suffering vararious terminal maladies in recent years, she and her family finally made the decision to arrange a medically assisted death, legal in Canada since 2016. Junita had enjoyed a long and satisfying career as a midwife in her home country of Cuba. She moved to Canada in 1971 where she was soon hired by Margaret and Pierre Trudeau as a nanny. On the appointed day, the doctor, the priest, and a few close family members gathered around her in the sun-dappled courtyard of the Paradise View nursing home in Naniamo. After each family member had bade their goodbyes, Junita, weakened and frail, whispered some stunning last words. According to her recollection, Margaret had given birth to Justin not on Christmas day 1971, in Canada, but in Havana Military Hospital almost two months before. Fidel had taken a keen interest in Margaret's prenatal care, for reasons that, at the time, were obvious to all; Margaret was having his baby. Junita was part of the elite medical team who brought Justin into this world. For diplomatic reasons, mother, newborn, and midwife were then whisked to Canada in time for the miraculous Christmas day "birth" of Justin. Seems like a tall tale, but the more you ponder it, the more it explains about what has happened to Canada.