A Black and an Indian climb in the dumpster behind Safeway

Only to find there's already three white dudes in there, scooping up not-so-fresh produce to take home to their families in the tent encampment on the sidewalk a couple blocks away. A discussion immediately breaks out on the theme of representation. The minority claims white privilege enabled the whites to get to the dumpster first. The whites reply they're actually under-represented in the dumpster, thanks to anti-white racism made respectable through quotas and affirmative action. Then one of the white guys, who used to be a Sociology Professor at Phoenix University when Bill Clinton was Chancellor, pointed out the proverbial "elephant in the room." Why are real Indians from India so woefully under-represented in dumpsters, food banks, prisons, and sidewalk campgrounds? By golly, we got us a real sociological mystery here, and I'm gonna get to the bottom of it! I'll be applyng for a government grant to study the matter.