Ultimate survival strategy for white males in the Age of Woke

Listen up, white dudes. You know you're the problem. You've occupied the pinnacle of the power structure since dinosoaurs roamed the earth. Time's up. Here's your get-out-of-hell-free card, boys. Just declare yourself a woman! You instantly go from alpha predator to most vulnerable marginalized community in the heirachy of marginalized communities! I know a lot of guys are reluctant because they don't want to part ways with Willie. Mr Johnson. The pink torpedo... you know what I'm talking about. Well, here's the best part; you don't have to! Women with weiners get way more respect than either women without them or women with them who pass themselves of as "men." Politicians and the media will fawn all over you. CBC will send a team to do a personal profile. Start a TicToc channel and get rich! And if you got any sports talent, you'll go from mediocre to elite once you're on the girls team. So let's get with it, guys. Turn your frown upside down! Make peace with Woke!