Alleged war criminal Henry Kissinger dies before MeToo gang can get their hands on him

The old codger was billing clients huge sums to imbibe his insights at Kissinger Associates right till the end. Remember those hilarious "piece is at hand" posters back in the day? I think they'd be called a "meme" today, or possibly a "trope." I'm not sure what's the difference. Anyway, the double meaning of peace/piece at hand, with a picture of Kissinger carressing a woman's buttocks, was a tip-off that ole Henry may have things to hide. He was more than a war criminal; he was a lech! Probably "indecently assaulted" more women than Harvey Weinstein, if such a thing can be imagined... and don't bother trying to imagine it; it'll hurt your brain. The diminutive Kissinger dropping his pants in front of an unsuspecting Assistant Deputy Foreign Minister of Norway at the Oslo Summit of '68 wasn't more than a blip in Horny Hank's itinerary, but MeToo has a bottomless memory bank. Where the International Criminal Court forgets, MeToo remembers.