The perfect soundtrack for the mindful life

The perfect soundtrack for the mindful life is an endless loop of my mastiff snoring. Bruno's snoring wordlessly sums up this travesty we call "the human condition." That's not a road you want to take if you value your mental health. I mean the road of making sense of the present moment. You can't. But when you have a 150 lb mastiff curling up next to you, snoring, the wise man will take solace in the snoring, and forgo making sense of the present moment. At least for now.