Friday, March 8, 2024

Are spider webs safe to eat?

Don't get me wrong; I'm not in the habit of eating spider webs. But more than a few times, I've been hiking the Bruce Trail, and walked face-first and mouth open through a spider web. Or when I attempt some off-roading on my mountain bike, gasping for breath on an extreme uphill with the pie-hole wide open when I ride right through a work of deadly art some anonymous spider spent hours creating. Could this be a possible health risk? I googled the matter to find out. Here's the first thing that came up; "Spiderweb is slathered in neurotoxins..." Thats from a website called "Science Alert." Guess I'm fucked for sure. Then again, it says "slathered," not "saturated." Maybe I still have a chance.

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