Carney turns to Latvia and Poland to replace US trade

Yup! We gotta expand our trading partners now that Trump has turned against us. Because no way is that fascist A-hole gonna get away with bullying us! Elbows up! So, goodbye US market… Hello Latvia, the Baltic powerhouse! Population 1.8 million, shrinking every year since they won their freedom after the collapse of the USSR. Not sure about this strategy. Can a country with less than half the pop of the GTA really fill USA’s role in our economy? Obviously not. That’s why Carney added Poland and the zombie state of Germany to his itinerary. Hmm… Methinks Poland is on the cusp of falling off America’s list of favorite vassals, to join Hungary and Turkiye in the purgatory of “unreliable allies.” Did you notice Poland was not in evidence in that Oval Office capitulation scene last Monday? As for Germany, I don’t understand the epidemic of wholesale mental retardation that has overwhelmed the volk over the last generation or so. That an abject imbecile like Baerbock can achieve the post of Foreign Minister is a wonder in itself, but here’s what really amazes me. After she announced that Germany was committed to financing Ukraine forever, whether the German voters liked it or not, there was nary a peep of protest from any media in the Nations of Virtue. Democracy shamocracy! On the bright side, looks like Mark put his elbows down and backed off on the retaliatory tariffs. Trump loves it when the vassals grovel, so I’m certain there are happier times ahead!