Tuesday, September 2, 2025
Obscure antisemitic blog pegged Bibi as the Messiah in 2012
Neumann
Sep 02, 2025
Netanyahu greatest leader since Moses
At least according to the informal poll I conducted among shoppers at the Beth Ezekiel spring fund-raiser and rummage sale yesterday.
That news should shore up the spirits of the man who has been taking more than the usual amount of abuse lately. Most recently it has been former spy chief and vindictive know-nothing Yuval Diskin grabbing headlines with his intemperate remarks about the Prime Minister.
As spokepersons for both the Prime Minister and Barak were quick to point out, Diskin is a bitter man these days because his reign of error at Shin Bet is over and he was rightfully overlooked for the top spot at Mossad.
So hold your head high and carry on, Mr. Prime Minister. Remember, they grumbled about Moses too.
Crop circles reveal Netanyahu is the Messiah!
Yes, it's true! Right here at Falling Downs the crop circles are speaking!
Wait just a minute, you say. It's April. There are no crops. The crops have yet to be seeded... how can there be "crop circles"?
Ah, that is but the first miracle!
When Jehovah speaks, He careth not for the season!
See?
Crops or no crops, you cannot silence the voice of the Almighty!
Benyamin has been governing his entire career based on the voice of the Almighty.
Matters not a whit that no one else hears that voice.
And that in itself is proof enough for me that Benyamin Netanyahu is indeed the Messiah!
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