Toronto Jews prepare to make aliya to... Tulsa

Postmedia, owned by a Jewish venture capital guy in New Jersey, consistently bangs away at the wave of Jew-hate that has recently overwhelmed Toronto. Although living in Toronto is exponentially safer than living in Israel, it is alleged that many Jewish Torontonians are desperate to flee the city. But where to? Looks like their prayers have been answered! Today the National Post revealed that every Toronto Jew is entitled to a $4,000 loot bag just to come for a look-see around Tulsa, Oklahoma. Really? I did a little google-work. The Tulsa Jewish community is about 2,000 souls and has been slowly dwindling for decades. Meanwhile, Tulsa's Muslim community has been growing for decades, and now outnumbers the Jewish community 5:1. Tulsa University holds the distinction of having the first on-campus mosque of any American university! While there are only two synagogues, there's enough Jewish delis that Yelp has a top-ten list. Maybe once the Exodous hits critical mass, somebody will open a Gryfe's Bagels in Tulsa. That would really open the floodgates! Toronto Jews will turn Tulsa into the Jerusalem of the midwest! Or not! The only appealing thing about Tulsa is real estate is cheap. What runs two million in Richmond Hill goes for 200k usd in Tulsa. On the other hand, Tulsa will have more murders than Toronto this year, a stunning stat given Toronto has ten times the population. Safer in Tulsa? Nah...