Tuesday, April 7, 2026

Taco Tuesday

Again! Who coulda seen that coming? Trump really got an unholy ruckus going over Easter Weekend. It started off on a happy enough narrative trail. Mafia Don and Pistol Pete revealed the most complex downed-pilot extraction ever known in all of military history. The world has never seen anything like it, etc. etc... Our dear Lord in heaven gave us an Easter Miracle! Within 24 hours there was ample alt-media spotlight highlighting the fact that the Easter Miracle narrative was in actuality a massive coverup of a critical mission failure. The war that Donald allowed his Zionist minders to talk him into is starting to hurt. Half a billion worth of the best US war toys was scattered across the Iranian desert in this great triumph. The realization that his rep as a military tactician had just gone for a shit caused the Commander in Chief to pen an extra-pissy post on his Truth Social. That only got Tucker Carlson and his gazillions of followers pulling their hair out over Trump dropping f-bombs on Easter Sunday! You can see where things are only going from bad to worse to badder and worser for Trump. That must be around the time he decided to threaten to erase Persian civilization. Yup, yet another Trump ultimatum! He gave Iran 48 hours to capitulate, and then, OH MY GOD AMERICA WOULD UNLEASH HELL LIKE THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN BEFORE!!! Ya right... as if this five thousand year old civilization is impressed by a real estate hustler from NYC. But it did convince a large percentage of the undecided that Dear Donald is seriously fucked in the head. But who knows. Well before his deadline, he announced a two-week ceasefire. Taco time again! Persian civilization gets a two-week reprieve! So far I'm not seeing any evidence Iran agreed to that two-week ceasefire. My guess is Trump is keen on this ceasefire because both US and IDF are running out of ammo, and apparently the totally obliterated (at least three or four times over by now) Iranians are not.

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