Chad army kills Bonnie and Clyde in northern Mali

Chadian media today reported that their troops successfully dispatched the notorious American gangsters in an operation in northern Mali. Bonnie and Clyde were widely believed to have been sympathetic to al Qaeda.

The Chadian military has been enjoying success after success ever since they followed the French into northern Mali, a region well known as a hidey hole for bad guys of every stripe.

French authorities could not confirm the Chadian claims.

Nazi war criminal killed by Chad military in Mali

Chadian television claimed that their military killed Nazi fugitive Alois Brunner in an operation in northern Mali today.

The Chadian military has enjoyed a string of successes in the past few weeks, after sweeping into northern Mali behind the forces of Hollande the Conqueror. It is widely believed that Brunner has been hiding out in the mountainous regions of northern Mali for sixty plus years.

French authorities could not confirm the Chadian claims.

Chad military kills Interpol most wanted in northern Mali

After dispatching a string of top-drawer al Qaeda and Taliban leaders to their reward in northern Mali recently, Chadian TV reports that they have killed Andrei Borodin, who was hiding out in the remote mountainous regions of northern Mali.

Borodin is Interpol's number one most wanted and is suspected of having Islamist sympathies.

The Chadian military has enjoyed a string of successes in northern Mali ever since they became the only African allies of France's invasion of that benighted land.

French authorities could not confirm the Chadian claims.

Chad military claims it has killed Ali Atwa

Chadian TV today announced that its military has killed Ali Atwa, the FBI's most-wanted terror suspect. Atwa was dispatched during an operation by Chadian troops in northern Mali.

Atwa was widely believed to have been hiding out either in Lebanon or New Jersey, but the bold French strike into northern Mali has uncovered a serpents' nest of international terror suspects.

French authorities are unable to verify the Chadian claims.

Chad military claims it has killed Mullah Omar in Mali

Chad TV news reports that the Chadian military serving under French direction in Mali have killed Taliban number one Mullah Omar in northern Mali. While Omar was widely believed to be hiding out in Pakistan, the news of his dispatch will be welcomed in western capitals.

This comes hard on the heels of the Chadian forces in Mali killing the two top al Qaeda leaders in North Africa.

French authorities could not confirm the Chadian claims.

Chadians advance in Mali: case study in Media Bullshit 101

Here's a headline from Reuters.

"Chadians advance in troop moves against Mali Islamists."

Take a glance at that headline, and whoa! You know Hollande's blackface backup crew has arrived!

Hallelujah!

Then start reading the story.

Oh, seems the Chadians and their troop moves aren't actually in Mali...

This is from Reuters, one of the most trusted brands in news reporting...