Minnesota terrorist caught subverting democracy in UAE

Shez Cassim is coming home tonight.

Authorities in the United Arab Emirates slapped Cassim in the slammer a few weeks ago for dishonouring the honour of the nation with this very clever and entertaining video.

Maybe somebody took the Emir aside and explained the joke. In any case, Cassim is good to go.

Looking forward to your next video dude!

Iran mounts massive gold smuggling ring to circumvent sanctions

Here's the evidence, straight from a Reuter's exclusive.

Looks like our NATO allies the Turks are ass-deep in the action, as are our other allies in Dubai.

Not sure what that says about our allies...