Ford Nation claims it has Bill Blair sex tapes

The long-simmering feud between Toronto Mayor Rob Ford and Chief of Police Bill Blair has exploded with the revelation that Ford Nation has in its possession tapes that show the Chief in several dozen compromising positions with semi-naked women dressed up as prison camp internees.

That might go a long way towards explaining why Blair has been reluctant to pursue any sort of case against His Worship, in spite of the vast treasure trove of raw material he has to work with.

Our global network of undercover operatives has a mole deep inside Ford Nation, a mole who has seen the tapes, and she says Blair has nothing to worry about.

"That's not Bill Blair, it's Max Mosley," she confidently asserted. "Believe me, I've seen both of them naked and I know who's who!"

The Gawker website immediately cancelled the fund raiser they had organized to purchase the Blair sex tapes.

If you thought the Rob Ford "crack video" was a scandal, wait till you see the Rob Ford sex tapes!

Anonymous Toronto Police Services insiders have revealed an ongoing investigation into the possible existence of rumours of a Rob Ford sex tape. The TMZ entertainment site was first to break the news, reporting that its operatives had seen uncut video of fat white people wearing nothing but masks doing the oinky-boinky in ways that shocked even the hardened reporters at TMZ.

Media website Gawker has launched a fund-raising drive to purchase the video.