Ford Nation claims it has Bill Blair sex tapes

The long-simmering feud between Toronto Mayor Rob Ford and Chief of Police Bill Blair has exploded with the revelation that Ford Nation has in its possession tapes that show the Chief in several dozen compromising positions with semi-naked women dressed up as prison camp internees.

That might go a long way towards explaining why Blair has been reluctant to pursue any sort of case against His Worship, in spite of the vast treasure trove of raw material he has to work with.

Our global network of undercover operatives has a mole deep inside Ford Nation, a mole who has seen the tapes, and she says Blair has nothing to worry about.

"That's not Bill Blair, it's Max Mosley," she confidently asserted. "Believe me, I've seen both of them naked and I know who's who!"

The Gawker website immediately cancelled the fund raiser they had organized to purchase the Blair sex tapes.

Max Mosley takes on the Anti-Christ

You remember Max, don't you?

Had the embarrassment of a lifetime a few years back when some of the Rupert Murdoch papers ran a story about him cavorting with half a dozen hookers kitted out in Nazi regalia.

That's one of the differences between the truly rich and us regular guys; they can afford a half dozen hookers at a time.

But I digress. No matter how distastefull ones pedigree, your private pants-off time should be yours and it should be private. That rule obtains regardless of how rich you are or how gauche your tastes. Rupert Murdoch gleefully broke that rule with his front page expose of Mosley's hobby.

Mosley sued and won, but he's not done with Murdoch. He's offering to foot the legal bills for any Brit politico who wants to take on Murdoch.

Murdoch has pretty much had his way with the British political elite for quite some time now. It'll be interesting to see what sort of sordid revelations this generous Mosley initiative scares out of the underbrush.

Max Mosley sues Google to save his reputation

When Adolph Hitler was the guest of honor at your parents' wedding, I can imagine that protecting one's reputation is a steep up-hill slog that's never quite over.

Mosley doesn't exactly do himself any favors though. Who would remember his afternoon of wanky-panky with those five hookers a few years ago if he didn't keep dropping his legal briefs all over the place?

He's dropping them in Hamburg now in an attempt to force Google Europe to block any internet searches that might link him to that News of the World front page expose.

Mosley nazi orgy. Nothing. Never happened.

F-1 boss hooker hijinx. Erased from history.

Mosley spanks naked call-girls. Who's Mosley?

Mosley gets whipped. Couldn't be that Max Mosley, could it? The one with too much money and too much spare time?

Gotta run. Apparently Mosley's attorney is on the phone.