You find yourself desperately trying to follow his utterly tortuous logic, as for example in this interview with Dawna Friesen at Global News.
Don't just read it... read it twice! Or three or four times...
Does it make any sense? We have to triple our exports of dirty oil to meet our commitments to a clean environment?
Huh? Say what?... Read it again... still doesn't make sense?
I hear you.
Now try this; roll yourself a nice plump fattie.
Fire up that fattie... draw deep. Really deep.
Hold it in as long as you can.
Repeat as required.
Yup, Trudeau's pipeline plans are starting to make sense, aren't they?