Let's bomb Iran NOW!

I'm sure the US government would not have released the damning details of this case if they didn't have good solid evidence. And the details are damning. Those towel-heads were gonna bomb the Saudi ambassador to the USA. Even though he's a towel-head too, he's OUR towel-head. And they were going to employ the Mexican drug cartels to do the dirty work. At least they're Christians and not towellers.

Yup, makes perfect sense to me. Especially that Mexican connection. Don't you know that your radical Muslim types often employ criminal Christian gangs to do the dirty work for them? After all, leaving aside the cultural differences that might mitigate against Mexicans drug gangs working in tandem with the Ayatohlas, we know they have something in common; they all hate America!

Wait a minute.... the Mexican drug gangs hate America? Is not America their main market? Don't they love America? Why would those Mexican drug gangs work with the radical towel-heads to bash America? So they can sell more dope here after we become an Islamic Republic?

Ya, that would be it.... the radical Islamists love dope dealers. That's why our old Taliban adversaries had practically eliminated the opium trade in Afghanistan before we intervened and made Afghanistan safe for democracy. And dope. And the Taliban weren't particularly nice about how they eliminated it. Summary execution without trial. Ya, that'll get you to grow your stuff somewhere else. Like Mexico.

Ironically, summary execution without trial is a page we've taken out of THEIR handbook.

So, this is a real head-scratcher. There's about a dozen why's to figure out here. Why the Saudi ambassador? Why in America, where we've been itching to find a reason to toast them? Why the Mexicans? Why why why?

But let me keep scatching my head. I'll get back to ya....