Berlusconi framed!

It's true!

Berlusconi himself just said so on TV!

What more proof could you possibly need?

That tax fraud stuff? A fiction from top to bottom and end to end! A vile smear concocted over 50 years by the enemies of Silvio Berlusconi!

And let's not even get into the bunga-bunga... the salacious accusations motivated by nothing more than envy! If those crabbed leftist Berlusconi haters could from time to time engineer some sexy-time with an underage illegal immigrant, then they too would understand that this is nothing more than a matter of the heart.

Please, let's lighten up on Berlusconi!