Washington elite scandalized by Trump scandal

Yup, that interloper Trump has done brought massive disrepute to the GOP brand.

He's wrecking the Republican Party!

I mean, how does it look when Trump is the only GOP candidate not geneflecting before Sheldon Adelson?

What the fuck is wrong with that guy?

And then he talks that shitty shit about Muslims... like keep them out of America till the folks in charge can figure out what's going on?

Hmmm... why is that a bad idea?

And suddenly, there's a petition to keep him out of England?

And even better; there's a move afoot to keep him out of Israel, 'cause the Likudniks are distressed that Donald Trump has dissed Muslims???

Ya! Like, get the fuck outta here!

Bibi and company are championing Muslims by dissing Donald Trump?

How retarded would you have to be to fall for that gambit?

Here's what's really going on; you've got a rich guy taking a run at the White House. He's seriously rich enough not to have to kiss ass like everybody else. He's telling everybody that the system is broken...

Poor people have known that for years!

When a rich guy is crushing the establishment in the polls, it's no wonder the Jebs and Teds are shitting bricks... and it's no wonder the poor folks are applauding.

Christian Taliban celebrate Kim Davis

I personally don't believe in gay marriage. At least not for me personally.

However, I'm all for gay folks having the freedom to marry other gay folks. I just don't see the problem. And if there is in fact a problem where I don't happen to see one, I for one am gonna let the Lord be the judge.

And I don't want to be too harsh on Kim Davis. Surely there were options here that didn't involve slapping her in the slammer.

Maybe Betsy, the liberal at the next wicket in the government office where Kim works, could have been summoned...

Kim: Betsy honey, would you mind?... I got a pair of poofers here want a marriage licence... and I just don't feel right with the Lord....

Betsy: Oh honey, you go and take your break. Let me look after this!

Problem solved!

No national headlines.

No jail for Kim.

Move along folks, nothing to see here...

Instead, the whole non-issue went another way.

Now you've got the unseemly spectacle of Ted and Mike fighting over the Kim Davis endorsement.

And you've got your Christian Jihadis proclaiming that they don't need to heed the Supreme Court when they've got the Supreme Being on their side...

Ya right!

Get outta here!..