America's fake democracy theatre goes to outer space

These are tough times for the Exceptional Nation. The Americans are set upon from all sides. Look at the big picture. Vietnam didn’t end well. Neither did Iraq or Afghanistan. And now Uncle Sam and his NATO fan club are embarrassing themselves with their proxy war on Russia in Ukraine. Things are no better on the home front. Half the population wants to kill the other half. It’s the eternal battle betwixt good and evil. Between the rockers and the mods. Between left and right, black and white, gay and straight, Jets and Sharks, Outlaws and Hells Angels and blah blah blah. It’s tribalism at its best, promoted by the usual suspects, and it’s tearing America apart… Oh My God! Look up there! Could that be an alien spaceship!? So, as the country goes down the shitter, Congress is… investigating UFOs?