Well, not quite, but this latest graduate from the Korody Nuttall Terrorist Academy did manage to give the talking heads at Fox and CNN and all the rest of them plenty to prattle about today.
(Editor's note: The Korody Nuttall Terrorist Academy is a top secret training facility for aspiring terrorists run by the RCMP in British Columbia. Among the mandatory entrance requirements are a history of mental illness and substance abuse, and an IQ score of <100 as tested by an accredited IQ testing facility. It is named after its original graduates, Amanda Korody and John Nuttall.)
The "experts" haven't yet come up with the low down on this Akayed Ullah chappie. Seems to have washed ashore from Bangladesh not too long ago. Couldn't make the grade as a cabbie, because the controls were different from the ox-carts he was used to driving in the old country.
Deprived of the opportunity to plow his cab through throngs of spectators at Macy's Thanksgiving Parade, he came up with Plan B; he was gonna go out in a blast of glory with his very own home-made suicide vest!
Alas, Ullah is so stunned that the suicide vest he built didn't even kill him let alone anyone else. He joins the shoe-bomber and the undie-bomber in the Towelheads 'o Terror Hall of Shame.
Think about that.
For over sixteen years you've been giving up your right to privacy so that those who serve and protect us can keep us safe from harm. It's why your dear mother takes off her shoes and bends over for a TSA bum rub when she flies in for the Christmas holiday. It's why you have to arrive three hours before departure instead of fifteen minutes. It's why the exceptional nation has hundreds of thousands living in the streets and a trillion dollar defence budget with which to torment Muslim lands.
It's all to keep you safe... and to keep the multitudes of security consultants and security contractors and security sub-contractors rolling in more wealth than they ever imagined, some of which wealth will recycle through various Political Action Committees, just to keep the ball of democracy rolling.
Think about that a bit more.
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Monday, December 11, 2017
Thursday, July 3, 2014
TSA announces new airport security measure; colonoscopy for every passenger
Ouch!
That's gonna hurt! Bad enough when a licensed professional does it - I grow weak in the knees just imagining that operation in the hands of those eleven dollar an hour TSA types.
And not in a good way.
This is a prudent response to the latest threat to the Homeland; undetectable bombs being smuggled onto airliners. After the shoe-bomber and the undie-bomber, former Homeland Security big Michael Chertoff made a fortune selling airport bomb-detectors to governments, to keep the flying public safe and himself rolling in dough.
That was a transparently stupid strategy all along. Even the manufacturers conceded that the terrorists could defeat their bomb detectors by cramming the bombs up their "bodily cavity".
And while there's not been a bombing or a hijacking of an American passenger plane since 9-11, you can never be too careful... or too scared.
So stop complaining and bend over - it's for your own good.
That's gonna hurt! Bad enough when a licensed professional does it - I grow weak in the knees just imagining that operation in the hands of those eleven dollar an hour TSA types.
And not in a good way.
This is a prudent response to the latest threat to the Homeland; undetectable bombs being smuggled onto airliners. After the shoe-bomber and the undie-bomber, former Homeland Security big Michael Chertoff made a fortune selling airport bomb-detectors to governments, to keep the flying public safe and himself rolling in dough.
That was a transparently stupid strategy all along. Even the manufacturers conceded that the terrorists could defeat their bomb detectors by cramming the bombs up their "bodily cavity".
And while there's not been a bombing or a hijacking of an American passenger plane since 9-11, you can never be too careful... or too scared.
So stop complaining and bend over - it's for your own good.
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
Terror networks recruiting mentally handi-capped from madrassas
It's good to be vindicated by mainstream headlines!
Twelve hours after posting about the stupidity factor among the "enemy" we learn that a supposed Iranian secret agent sent to Thailand on a terror mission only blew his legs off instead. Not only that, but the blast left his Iranian passport intact as well.
The terror bosses have to hate it when that happens.
You really have to wonder about the quality of their recruits, don't you?
The undie bomber. "Dude, your pants are on fire!"
Indeed. And the guy before that. The shoe bomber. Over-powered by fellow passengers after wasting two books of matches trying to set his Addidas trainers on fire...
Where do they get these guys?
And these are the people who are building themselves a nuclear weapon?
I'm guessing they'll accidentally blow up their own nuclear program long before they're a threat to anyone else.
Let's all relax a little.
Twelve hours after posting about the stupidity factor among the "enemy" we learn that a supposed Iranian secret agent sent to Thailand on a terror mission only blew his legs off instead. Not only that, but the blast left his Iranian passport intact as well.
The terror bosses have to hate it when that happens.
You really have to wonder about the quality of their recruits, don't you?
The undie bomber. "Dude, your pants are on fire!"
Indeed. And the guy before that. The shoe bomber. Over-powered by fellow passengers after wasting two books of matches trying to set his Addidas trainers on fire...
Where do they get these guys?
And these are the people who are building themselves a nuclear weapon?
I'm guessing they'll accidentally blow up their own nuclear program long before they're a threat to anyone else.
Let's all relax a little.
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