Thursday, June 30, 2022

Announcing the first Bruce Trail Marathon

There's a Wikipedia page gives you the lowdown on folks who have the fastest times end-to-end on the Bruce Trail. What the think tank at Falling Downs is proposing is a flat-out 26 mile race over some of the roughest terrain. How about a Tobermorey to Lions Head ultra-marathon? If we rustle up enough prize money, this could be quite a spectacle. I'll pitch in the first $1000, just to get things off the ground, but it should draw big league sponsorship in no time. The Red Bull Bruce Trail Marathon kinda has a ring to it, no? Then they'll be hiking for millions! That's when you'll see them elbow one another off the cliffs on those "difficult" sections. Ratings will go through the roof!

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