Axl Rose; harbinger of the Apocalypse

Axl did some cool shit back in the day and then he became a ROCK STAR.

Way larger than life.

The world at large tired of that quite quickly, but it kept Axl himself mesmerized for decades.

But is he ever back!

There are multiple levels of irony at play when we witness rock and roll icons rocking their knee braces.

So Axl fronting for the most formulaicly successful rock band of all time should come as no surprise.

But what does it all mean?

Think about it...

...and the longer you think about it, the more likely you are to suspect that what we're seeing in these end times is a bunch of anxious suits worried about the expiry dates on their meal tickets.

I mean, are there any sound reasons whatsoever for even having another AC/DC tour?

Let's face it, AC/DC is AC/DC. They've never aspired to anything else. They are really good at what they do. Old age has knocked a couple of key members out of this tour.

Enter Axl.

Maybe he's still into the rock star thing. Maybe he needs the money.

Maybe.

Or maybe we're witnessing the collapse of that pop culture scaffolding that's been propping up our faith in capitalism for the last hundred years.

Crop circles reveal Psy is the messiah!!!

Gangnam style indeed!

We should have seen it coming. As the corner stores all over the world were gradually being taken over by Koreans, we SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING!!!

And it all stands up to the harsh light of reason. Koreans. Corner Stores. Christianity...

THE APOCALYPSE!!!

The end of days.

You really think it's a coincidence that an obscure Korean rapper makes the most-viewed YOU TUBE video of all time?

Lucifer works in mysterious ways. And just like those Koreans, he works 24/7. Believe me, I've seen the evidence right back there behind the barn.

Lundy's cows have been making crop circles back there. They circle around having random shits as they go. But there is no denying it; if you follow the cow pies they clearly spell out P-S-Y = M-S-S-I-A.

I'm not kidding. Feel free to go back there and have a look for yourself.

Of course reading cow shit circles is not an exact science.

Especially after the hounds have rolled around in the cow shit.

In fact, now that I look at it again... well, maybe it says this, maybe it says that...  I'm clearly seeing P-S-Y.. oh wait a minute... maybe that's "my"... not "Psy"...

M-S-S-I... Oh wait a minute... Oh for fucks sakes!

I think the crop circle says "my mistake".

Sorry about that.

My mistake.