Bieber bolts to cannabis country

I don't know if Justin Bieber knew it at the time, but he settled in for his self-isolation in the heart of cannabis country.

My pal Kipling isn't more than a ten minute SUV ride from Bieber's place on Puslinch Lake. And he's just one of many long-time growers in that part of the country.

That's where the infamous "Puslinch Red-Hair" came from.


I suddenly feel that I'm only one or two degrees of separation from the Biebs himself!

CROP CIRCLES REVEAL MADONNA IS THE MESSIAH!!!

Oh, wait a minute... it's fuckin' February... there's four feet of snow in the fields!

THERE ARE NO CROP CIRCLES!

But what did I just see?... I think I just saw Madonna ascending to heaven...

I'm watching the Grammys, and I just burned a stick of Kipling's famous Puslinch Red-Hair... I'm confused...

Was that not Madonna?..

...ascending to heaven?

WTF, I'm pulling on my Wellys, strapping on the snow-shoes, and checking out the fields for those crop circles again...

I'll get back to ya...

Apple heading for $420; dump now

I don't know what the folks at the Mail Online have been smoking the four months since this blog concluded that Apple stock had no place to go but down, but here's a clue. Note third para in; "there are fears it could fall to $420."

It takes a sharp eye to spot these signals and decipher their meaning. That reference to 420 is a signal from the other side, from the great pot-head-in-chief Commander Jobs, that there is no hope without dope.

As for the lads at the Mail Online, I could hook you up with Dr. Kipling for some of his primo Puslinch Redhair, and you'll be up to speed in no time! Then you won't have to bear the ignomy of lagging months behind the pot-addled bloggers in your analyses.