A day in the life of a penis broker

After pondering the ramifications of the last blog-post, I have come to realize that the new occupation of penis broker, made possible by the stellar work of the folks at the U of Stellenbosch, could lead to all sorts of unexpected hilarity.

So you're the penis broker, and a call comes in from Shanghai General; they're looking for a pecker.

"Well, all I got in the freezer at the moment is a ten inch black one..."

There is a moment of silence on the line.

Then, "that's not ideal... our transplant recipient is a five foot tall oriental gentleman, but if that's all you got, we'll take it."

Couple of years later, a Chinese dude nick-named "Blackie" is making a name for himself along the Shanghai night-club strip...

And Philippe Rushton is spinning in his grave.

Penis transplant cancels out age-old maxim

You've heard guys say, when they are dissing women and/or each other, "I wouldn't f@ck her with your d&ck."

It's probably the kind of shit those Dal dentistry dumbfucks threw at each other on their secret Facebook page.

Well, here's a story that puts things in a whole different perspective...

You wouldn't?

Oh yes you would, if I died suddenly in a horrible accident and mine was the only donor organ available.

And you needed one...

Seems the wizards at University of Stellenbosch in South Africa have pulled off the world's first successful penis transplant!

Come to think of it, this is a great use of the spare parts left over when dudes who want to become women go for the gender re-assignment surgery!

I sense a business opportunity here; a savvy middle-man could set themselves up as a penis broker!