Racism discovered in Israel!

Now I know what you're thinking... get the fuck outta here with your vile anti-Semitic aspersions on the good name of the Chosen People.

But no, this is the real deal. This time the facts are so true that they have fallen from the lips of The Greatest Leader since Moses himself. Truth cannot get truer than that!

So what has brought this stain, this shame upon the Holy Land?

The dispossession of the Palestinians?

The ethnic cleansing of the Bedouin?

The routine sport-shooting of rock-throwing teens?

The serial wars on Gaza?

No, no, no, and no again.

None of the above suggest in any way that racism has reared its head in the Holy Land...

...but apparently a few bad apples in the Beitar Jerusalem fan club are giving the entire country a bad name.

Shame!

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