How to tell the difference between a fart and a Justin Trudeau apology

When you think about it, farts and apologies have a lot in common. I fart, you fart, everybody farts.

Just like everybody apologizes for something sooner or later. Sometimes we even apologize for our farts!

Justin's apologies strike me as more fart-like than the typical run-of-the-mill apology.

First off, they have about the same amount of thought put into them. Like none. Trudeau can squeeze out apologies the way mere mortals pass gas. 

And Justin's apologies are delivered with about the same level of sincerity as mere mortals would put into delivering a fart.

Like none.

So here's how you tell the difference.

Any random fart doesn't stink as much as a Justin Trudeau apology.