About the dude who brings his poodles to the dog park in a Cadillac XLR

We generally take Big-Lips Bruno to the Owen Sound dog park six days a week, weather permitting. Monday to Friday me and Bruno head over there right after we drop off the Farm Manager at her day job. On Saturday we head into town to pick up some gluten-free goodies at Boon Bakery, have breakfast at the always-excellent European Bakery, and then do a few laps around the dog park on the way home. On Sunday, we head into Wiarton for the weekly shop at Foodland, and then we check out the Wiarton dog park. That's where we keep running into a dude who delivers his two poodles in a Cadillac XLR. They are remarkabley uncouth by poodle standards. He parks his car, does one lap with his dogs, which gives them just enough time for a shit and some gratuitious harrassment of other dogs, and off they go. The Cadillac SLR is a relatively rare specimen based on the Corvette. Goes like stink, which I suspect inspires the poodles to commit mayhem on arrival. Today we saw them with fresh haircuts. That's why we finally realized they were poodles. Before, they were just random hairballs racing around the dog park. We even found out they have names; Wag and Wag. Yup, both dogs have the same name.